PLEASE SAY THANK YOU……..TO IVOR
Is it just me or are the words “please” and/or “thank you” being used less and less these days? I have sat here in my underpants and invited my blog readers to ask me questions and to tell me if they...
View ArticleCRUISE DIRECTORS………….THE NEXT GENERATON
In the old days every crew member from the captain on down were paid in cash. Every two weeks we would go down to stand in line at the paymaster’s office and get our envelopes with our salaries in it....
View ArticlePIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN ………….AND GEORGE
Pirates used to be fun with their wooden legs and shoulder-based parrots and cries of “shiver me timbers.” Say the word “pirate” and you and I see a salty sea dog with gunpowder smoldering in his...
View ArticleWhat’s In Your Wallet?
It’s hard to think about hurricane season when you are in Alaska and sailing through fjords with lagoon-like waters. Two weeks ago, though, I was talking about hurricanes and storms with one of our...
View ArticleJohn Is A Sexist Pig……….. Part 2
For those who stumbled across my blog by accident while surfing Uncle Google for “I Love Big Fat British Guys Who Blog in a Pair of XXXL Underpants”………..I had better explain the title of today’s...
View ArticleNo Need for Speed
Stupid, stupid me. Yesterday, after singing “Let it Sodding Go” to Kye for her bedtime song, I asked my wife, Heidi, in a terrible moment of weakness I asked her if she wanted anything brought back...
View Article2 Family Guys
As this will be my last blog for a while. I wanted to cram in as many questions as I can, so let’s start today with some immediate Q & A. Off we trot Linda Corbett asks: Hi John! I am returned...
View ArticleHAIL TO THE CHIEF
It is with great pleasure that I introduce you all to our new President and the lady at the helm of your next brilliant Carnival cruise vacation. Please say hello to Christine Duffy Question. I guess...
View ArticleLET’S TALK ABOUT ME
Yes, the blog is back. After ignoring it for far too long, I have decided to put more time and effort into this and so I hereby pledge to you with my right hand on a photo of Megan Fox’s bottom, I...
View ArticleCONNECTING…………………WITH JACINTA
You will have seen that Carnival is rolling out our new Internet programs thick and fast across the fleet. This will be followed by the popular Hub app that is now on Carnival Breeze, next on Carnival...
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